i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
Halloween hit my dash like
egg frozen in ice
Look like a titty
u ever seen a titty son
The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes
Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.
Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.
the difference between “ok” and “okay”
i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips
How many times do you think she hit herself in the face
If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying
every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*