plot twist: humanity learns from its history
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
leonardo dicaprio’s relationship with the oscar’s is just like my relationship with boys
you deserve one but they don’t appreciate your talent
people are eternally convinced you spend your whole life wanting one even if youre content with what u got
hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole
The only thing I do on facebook now is decide if I’m gonna wish someone happy birthday or not
Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]
"NOOOOOO SUSAN HANG ON, I CAN’T LOSE YOU LIKE THIS"
"I’M SORRY ROBERT, I’M NOT STRONG ENOUGH!"
(Cherries float apart)
Oh god what have I done!?
wht an idiot
This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything
A few outrageous cosplays