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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

♣ 4 hours ago | 143250 notes | meemars | notyouraveragebum


Halloween hit my dash like

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♣ 4 hours ago | 270828 notes | yell-heyassbutt | fuks




egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

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The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.

Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.

♣ 5 hours ago | 193396 notes | yell-heyassbutt | pissent


the difference between “ok” and “okay”


♣ 1 day ago | 403500 notes | 30secondstosvartalfheim | dolaredola



i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

How many times do you think she hit herself in the face

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If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying

♣ 2 days ago | 87217 notes | da-fuck-bruh | vinebox


every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

♣ 2 days ago | 560936 notes | da-fuck-bruh | sweatergoblin


*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*